—my uncle left this comment on his friend’s Facebook status, a white British man who was bragging about how easy it is to be a native English speaker when trekking to different nations. (via commanderspock)
Requested Hulk as Harry Potter
i will never NOT reblog this omg
THE SORTING HAT
In honor of Children’s Book Week, here’s a photo of an awesome kid.
I enjoy being caught reading banned books. Might have to find the updated list and see what I need to catch up on.
Yeah, fuck book banning. In my school, stuff like Harry Potter was constantly on the table and being pushed to be banned, but books like Lolita were perfectly okay.
I did a comic about marriage equality…
this is a real man
Everyone needs some Dick Van Dyke in their life and if you think otherwise you’re wrong.
I love him so much OMG
Not Iambic….Do Not Accept…
These tags I’ll pop, and boast in rhyming verse
that what I wear puts swagger in my gait;
though twenty shillings have I in my purse,
my self-esteem and manhood both inflate
when lofty furs I purchase for a cent.
Thy grandpa’s clothes are worthy salvage, though
they smell a trifle musty. Still, I spent
much less to dress myself from head to toe.
To save or not to save? The question’s moot.
I’ll never give my coin to high-street crooks.
These dusty shelves will yield their hidden loot
to those, like me, more frugal in their looks.
Like ancient coins washed up on distant shores,
I’ll find my treasures in these thrifty stores.
- Macklemore, “Thrift Shoppe”
*Crying with laughter*
ITS IN IAMBIC PENTAMETER. SWEET JESUS THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE THING.