rosalarian:

Angelina Jolie had a double mastectomy, in case you hadn’t heard. How dare she remove those ticking time bombs from her chest, amiright? Like, hasn’t she learned by now that her body is public domain and we all get to vote on what she does with it? Sheesh, how selfish can ya get.

I really want one of my friends to do this.

I really want one of my friends to do this.

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mehreenkasana:

I am getting all of these.

Forever reblog. ♥

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soloontherocks: iwannaforgettheworld: senpaiexpress: the-darkmortaldevices: gallifrey-feels: mellieforyellie: scarvenrot: mooneymannyinthesky: yukitalia: 8oo: youregoingtolovemynuts: dysphorism: I am still thinking about this Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all. So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen. I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM?? okay now i’ll reblog it sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful You’re really passionate about apples Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus. liquefied apple fetus. I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES. Can we just talk about this post for a moment… HOW DOES THIS KEEP GETTING WORSE

soloontherocks:

iwannaforgettheworld:

senpaiexpress:

the-darkmortaldevices:

gallifrey-feels:

mellieforyellie:

scarvenrot:

mooneymannyinthesky:

yukitalia:

8oo:

youregoingtolovemynuts:

dysphorism:

I am still thinking about this

Actually, the fruit of a tree is technically a reproductive organ, since it holds the tree’s seeds and all.

So, it wouldnt be cannabalism, you’d kinda be feeding them their own semen.

I’VE BEEN DRINKING APPLE CUM??

okay now i’ll reblog it

sorry I just wanted to point out that since fruit hold the seeds/ovules they’re technically ovaries and so you’re not drinking apple cum you’re drinking ovary blood

apple semen would be pollen from apple trees and it would just be powdery and awful

You’re really passionate about apples

Actually since fruit is fertilized eggs, you’re drinking liquefied apple fetus.

liquefied apple fetus.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WORSE, APPLE PERIOD BLOOD, APPLE SEMEN OR LIQUEFIED APPLE FETUSES.

Can we just talk about this post for a moment…

HOW DOES THIS KEEP GETTING WORSE

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fat-feminist:

thepeoplesrecord:

http://www.mamasday.org/

Strong Families is a home for the 4 out of 5 people living in the US who do not live behind the picket fence—whose lives fall outside outdated notions of family, with a mom at home and a dad at work. While that life has never been the reality for most of our families, too many of the policies that affect us are based on this fantasy.  From a lack of affordable childcare and afterschool programs, to immigration policy and marriage equality, the way we make policy and allocate resources needs to catch up to the way we live.

We see the trend of families defining themselves beyond the picket fence—across generation, race, gender, immigration status, and sexuality—as a powerful and promising development for the US, and we want to help policy makers catch up.

Our vision is that every family have the rights, recognition and resources it needs to thrive.  We are engaging hundreds of organizations and thousands of individuals in our work to get there.

Tears fuckfuckfuck

moniquill: mscoolcat: This dog could not give any less of a fuck. Kitten: I shall groom you, friend dog! Kitten: I have made a tactical error.

moniquill:

mscoolcat:

This dog could not give any less of a fuck.

Kitten: I shall groom you, friend dog!

Kitten: I have made a tactical error.

(Source: togifs, via itsnotthatfunnyisit)

artemis-thehuntress: This might be one of the best things I’ve ever read.

artemis-thehuntress:

This might be one of the best things I’ve ever read.

(Source: pouring-rain-and-newfound-grace, via kitchen-witch-caitie)

When We Cuddle,

I hope you dont mind if I,

  • wrap my legs around yours
  • lay my head above your heart
  • run my hands through your hair
  • play footsie with you
  • put my hand on your tummy
  • play with yours hands
  • give you fishy kisses
  • talk about my day
  • sing you a song
  • fall asleep in your arms
  • sacrifice you to satan 

(Source: mgnxmskt, via hedidknowwheretolook)

mythotica:

youneedtolookatthis:

Doctor Who Cares? - A spinoff in which all is right with the ladies’ storylines and they take custody of the TARDIS every weekend to explore the universe together

Jenny and Vastra are missing.  Other than that, I love this idea.

This.I want this.

(Source: nobleknope)

NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY